Every mum at the baby shower will be laughing (and possibly wincing) in agreement with this card
This sarcastic new mum card is brutally honest, hilarious and gives new meaning to the phrase “truth hurts”. Three words: Third Degree Tear…. congratulations?
Card reads : “Congratulations on surviving childbirth. If you didn’t know what a perineum was before … I bet you do now” … with geometric red any yellow design printed on the front and lipstick red panel on the back
Medium sized at 125mm x 175mm
Includes a jet-black envelope (with optional white address label – if you must be practical)
Meticulously printed in the UK on deliciously thick 300gsm paper by mildly-pretentious people with very large vocabularies