Privacy Policy and Terms & Conditions

The purpose of this policy is to explain to you how we control, process, handle and protect your personal information while browsing or using this website, including your rights under current laws and regulations. The terms and conditions also specified here form a contract and by ordering any of our products, you agree to be bound by these terms and conditions.  If you do not agree to the following policy or terms you may wish to cease viewing / using this website.


Key definitions:

  • GDPR means General Data Protection Act.
  • PECR means Privacy & Electronic Communications Regulation.
  • ICO means Information Commissioner’s Office.
  • Cookies mean small files stored on a users computer or device.


Your individual rights

Under the GDPR your rights are as follows. You can read more about your rights in details here;

  • the right to be informed;
  • the right of access;
  • the right to rectification;
  • the right to erasure;
  • the right to restrict processing;
  • the right to data portability;
  • the right to object; and
  • the right not to be subject to automated decision-making including profiling.

You also have the right to make a complaint to the ICO [] if you feel there is a problem with the way we are handling your data. We handle information access requests in accordance with the GDPR.



We use cookies on this website to provide you with a better user experience. We do this by placing a small text file on your device / computer hard drive to track how you use the website, to record or log whether you have seen particular messages that we display, to keep you logged into the website where applicable or to display relevant adverts or content.

Some cookies are required to enjoy and use the full functionality of this website, some of these cookies will be saved for specific time periods, where others may last indefinitely. Your web browser should provide you with the controls to manage and delete cookies from your device, please see your web browser options.



When you provide us with personal information to complete a transaction, verify your payment details, place an order, arrange for a delivery or return an order, we imply that you consent to our collecting that information and using it for those purposes only. If you do not consent to collection of this information or any other part of this policy we cannot process any orders from you and you may wish to cease viewing / using this website.


Data security and protection

We ensure the security of any personal information we hold by using secure data storage technologies and strict procedures in how we store, access and manage that information. Our methods are in complete compliance with GDPR requirements.


Email marketing messages & subscription

Any email marketing messages we send are done so through an EMS (email marketing service provider) An EMS is a third party service provider of software / applications that allows marketers to send out email marketing campaigns to a list of users (like our highly exciting “Lottery of Frivolous and Impractical goods”)


The email marketing messages that we send may contain tracking beacons / tracked clickable links or similar server technologies in order to track subscriber activity within email marketing messages. Where used, such marketing messages may record a range of data such as; times, dates, I.P addresses, opens, clicks, forwards, geographic and demographic data. Such data, within its limitations will show the activity each subscriber made for that email campaign.


Any email marketing messages we send are in accordance with the GDPR and the PECR. We provide you with an easy method to withdraw your consent (unsubscribe) at any time. See any marketing messages for instructions on how to unsubscribe or manage your preferences.



We have provided some further explanations about user privacy and the way we use this website to make this policy more transparent and to help you understand your rights



This privacy policy notice is for this website; and served by

Masters Of Excess Ltd

71-75 Shelton Street

Covent Garden



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